College Students ARE Intelligent!

These are some of the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) quotes that my fellow RIC students have said...you will be astounded by our high intellectual levels and strong verbal skills, I promise!

"Kerri's all over me!"~Barbara

"Kerri's my bitch!"~Barbara

"The color electric blue turned him on."~Jeff

"She'd be like, 'I'm cold. And I'm coming.'"~Bryan, on Dolores having sex.

"My friend is more smarter than me."~Talk Good Girl

***Kerri, Jess, and Tyla on their group name, in Chemistry***

Tyla: What is our group name, anyway?

Kerri: Gold, because we're NUMBER ONE!!!

Jess: Um, there's a platinum group. Isn't that actually better than gold?

Tyla: Not in the Olympics...

Kerri: That IS what counts after all.

Jess: Yeah, unfortunatley this group is like the SPECIAL Olympics.

"I think we should be allowed to do an extra-credit essay. It would make us more appreciative of Muhammad and his struggles as the prophet of the Islamic faith. Also, I need the points."~Bryan

"I now pronounce us Sulfur Heptafluoride."~Ajman

"Dude, you must have bee upset: you just dropped the 'f-bomb' like 4 times."~Ajman

"So, not to get off the subject or anything, but...dogs? I've heard they're ALL colorblind. Is that true?"~Biology girl, during a lecture on sex-linked chromosomes in humans

"What I like best about this play is its universalness-ship. The way it refuses to conform to social expectationsisms."~English major girl on 'A Doll's House'

"The weirdest thing I ever saw? Well, there was this one time that I accidentally dropped acid, and I thought my stereo was attacking me."~PC

"The difference between Dunkin Donuts and Honeydew is this: Dunkin Donuts's donuts have gotten smaller and smaller, while Honeydew has remained faithful to the big donut."~Justin, during a heated HONORS class discussion

"Twins!"~Becky, in response to the question, 'Who were the Siamese?'

"When you say you switched seats, did you mean that literally?"~CEP lady, in response to the comment, "I switched seats."

"I have always loved animals. Actually, I can't remember a time when I haven't loved animals."~Laurie, on loving animals

"Would that include REALLY liking animals?"~Laurie, on what counts as a religious experience

"I have all these breathing problems, I wheeze constantly and I'm always short of breath. There's nothing the doctors can do about them. I'll be right back. I'm just going to have a cigarette."~Tim, on being health concious

***In Biology, we learn about the human body...or at least those of us who aren't geniuses learn stuff. Some people are just too smart to learn stuff in college...***

Dr. Conklin: OK, so if there is no sperm to greet and fertilize the egg, the woman sheds the egg, and this is what is known as, of course, menstruation.

Biology Girl: So, is that, like, yeah, um, when the woman has her, you know, the, uh, time of the month?

Dr. Conklin: Yeah...

Biology Girl: I am SO good at Biology!