"Kerri's all over me!"~Barbara
"Kerri's my bitch!"~Barbara
"The color electric blue turned him on."~Jeff
"She'd be like, 'I'm cold. And I'm coming.'"~Bryan, on Dolores having sex.
"My friend is more smarter than me."~Talk Good Girl
Tyla: What is our group name, anyway?Kerri: Gold, because we're NUMBER ONE!!!
Jess: Um, there's a platinum group. Isn't that actually better than gold?
Tyla: Not in the Olympics...
Kerri: That IS what counts after all.
Jess: Yeah, unfortunatley this group is like the SPECIAL Olympics.
"I think we should be allowed to do an extra-credit essay. It would make us more appreciative of Muhammad and his struggles as the prophet of the Islamic faith. Also, I need the points."~Bryan
"I now pronounce us Sulfur Heptafluoride."~Ajman
"Dude, you must have bee upset: you just dropped the 'f-bomb' like 4 times."~Ajman
"So, not to get off the subject or anything, but...dogs? I've heard they're ALL colorblind. Is that true?"~Biology girl, during a lecture on sex-linked chromosomes in humans
"What I like best about this play is its universalness-ship. The way it refuses to conform to social expectationsisms."~English major girl on 'A Doll's House'
"The weirdest thing I ever saw? Well, there was this one time that I accidentally dropped acid, and I thought my stereo was attacking me."~PC
"The difference between Dunkin Donuts and Honeydew is this: Dunkin Donuts's donuts have gotten smaller and smaller, while Honeydew has remained faithful to the big donut."~Justin, during a heated HONORS class discussion
"Twins!"~Becky, in response to the question, 'Who were the Siamese?'
"When you say you switched seats, did you mean that literally?"~CEP lady, in response to the comment, "I switched seats."
"I have always loved animals. Actually, I can't remember a time when I haven't loved animals."~Laurie, on loving animals
"Would that include REALLY liking animals?"~Laurie, on what counts as a religious experience
"I have all these breathing problems, I wheeze constantly and I'm always short of breath. There's nothing the doctors can do about them. I'll be right back. I'm just going to have a cigarette."~Tim, on being health concious
Dr. Conklin: OK, so if there is no sperm to greet and fertilize the egg, the woman sheds the egg, and this is what is known as, of course, menstruation.Biology Girl: So, is that, like, yeah, um, when the woman has her, you know, the, uh, time of the month?
Dr. Conklin: Yeah...
Biology Girl: I am SO good at Biology!